Q:u a girl or a guy (or a trans idk)
i’m 200% a feminiminine lady girl with female parts everywhere. i even have female parts hanging from my eyes. i can control each beautiful shiny strand of my long flowing hair at will to strangle the patriarchy. my boobs are so magnificient to behold they have killed millions on sight. my pheromones are over 9000 and put millions of unknowing males under my control. beware of the power of the mighty uterus
Q:vegeta's reaction to periods. You know you want to
the first time he wakes up in bulma’s bed covered in blood that isn’t his he shakes her awake all like “woman i think i sleepwalked again and murdered something pls help me look for the body before your mom finds it and scolds me i hate it when she does that”. bulma just calmy explains where the blood comes from. vegeta thinks this is metal as fuck. he immediately strikes conversation on this new subject they have in common. “oh so you bleed out for 5 days without dying ? dude my record was 4 days on planet frieza-X45 I GET YOU SIS GIMME A HIGH FIVE”
i just did bulma and vegeta because i didn’t have any ideas for bra and trunks
bulma is a poodle (of COURSE) and changes her hair every two god damn minutes. vegeta is a bull terrier because they’re tiny, muscled and have the capacity to kill every damn thing around but become adorable lil cuddly things once they’ve been tamed.
Q:I love all your drawings! They're amazing! Quick question: Who do you think are the better/worse parents and why: Goku and Chi Chi or Vegeta and Bulma?
Chi Chi is probably the only person who should be allowed to even raise children out of those four, eh. Goku is nice and a good person but he’s unable to provide ANYTHING for his children, except maybe good training. Also he’s (obviously) never there. Bulma is also relatively nice and provides good education and situation, but she’s…obviously not very responsible (“super dangerous androids who can destroy cities with a flick of their little finger ? i GuESS ILL JUST FLY THERE WITH MY NEWBORN BABY UEHEUHEUHUEH”). And do I even NEED to explain why vegeta is an absolutely terrible choice for parenthood ?
Chi Chi is an excellent mother. Not only did she manage to raise two very good sons (and SAIYANS too. she had to FEED THEM and MANAGE THEIR STRENGHTS all alone for YEARS. i have NO IDEA how she did it but seriously i’m admirative), but she’s obviously always pushing them harder. She noticed how gohan was a naturally born intellectual, and she pushed him with studies, good schooling and later on, even tried to marry him into a rich family in order to secure his future (and it worked. chi chi you are an inspiration). she also noticed that goten didn’t have his brother’s smarts, and then she took it upon herself to train him personally. She’s always cheering them on during budokais and stuff, and she’s pretty darn laid back about fighting later on in the series, even though she knows she’s sending her family to their deaths half the time. Seriously, chi chi is great. she needs more recognition for what she’s accomplished as a mother.
Q:Loved pregnant Bulma! Do you think Vegeta was the first to realise she was pregnant (because he could feel Bra's ki inside her..)? How would he try to tell Bulma about this?
well they were actively trying to have a baby with bra, so he probably was waiting for the first sign of new ki like a holy sentinel of fertility or something. staring at her belly for hours at night trying to figure out what the hell was going on down here and if his royal seed got lost on the way
then a week or so later, bulma is busy in her lab with an army of renowned scientists all surrounding her, and vegeta just friggin bursts through their ceiling in his super saiyan 2 form and yells incoherently at her like a mad man. bulma calmly asks him what’s up while half her associates run away screaming (the other half know vegeta and are used to him being a friggin psycho so they’re just picking up his mess while grumbling about their boss’ crazy trophy husband). vegeta just points at her midsection while going “AH ! AHAH ! AHAHAH! RIGHT THERE ! ITS RIGHT THE FUCK HERE. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO. ITS EATING YOU ALIVE. DO YOU FEEL LIKE DYING RIGHT NOW. YOU SHOULDNT DIE PLEASE DONT DIE I DONT KNOW HOW TO KEEP THINGS ALIVE BY MYSELF YOU HAVE TO HELP ME YOU KNOW THAT. NOW THAT ITS HERE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. ITS REALLY HERE. I MEAN I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE HERE BUT ITS REALLY INTENSIVELY BEING HERE. LIKE ITS TAKING ALL THE PLACE YOU KNOW. I CAN BARELY FEEL YOUR KI. WHY DID WE DO THIS YOURE TOO WEAK FOR THAT GOD DO YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN. I THINK I NEED TO SIT DOWN. IM SITTING DOWN. NO FUCK THIS IM LYING DOWN GOOdbYE”.
then trunks bursts through the door (obviously he’s more civilized than his father) and starts rambling all like “I COULDNT FEEL YOUR KI FOR A SECOND AND I PANICKED SO I FLEW FROM GOTENS HOUSE BUT THEN I REALIZED WHY I COULDNT FEEL YOU TOO WELL AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I CANT BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO DO YOU NEED HOT WATER AUNT CHICHI SAID SHE NEEDED HOT WATER FOR GOHAN AND GOTEN WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED HOT WATER FOR AND BY THE WAY IM SORRY I THINK I BROKE THE SON’S CEILING WHEN I FLEW OUT TO GO HOME AND WHY IS DAD ALL CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR.”
after 5 minutes of trying to make out what they’re yelling and sobbing about, bulma finally understand that they’re feeling the baby’s ki for the first time and are having a psychological meltdown because of it. she laughs, pick them up from the floor and spend the next 2 hours patting their backs and hugging them. obviously pregnancy is way too hardcore, even for guys who’ve fought to the death with countless aliens and terrifying monstruosities for years
Peru is awesome and making out with israeli guys is also awesome…
Avocados are the size of wtf
Travelling buddies are fun quirky and I now have hippy pants.
I know how to say ‘I love your jacket’ in hebrew:
Anee ohevett etta jacket shell ha
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.